I’m A Black Widow Baby (IABWB) πŸ”ͺ Day 20


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Ya know, we should really invest in some locks. I get that the culture of Sulani is really laid back and relaxed, but youΒ can be a bitΒ too laid back.

Seriously, why the feck are you people in our house?!


Whatever, we don’t have time to waste on the peasants.

You really like to elope by the pool, huh?


Can’t blame you, though, it’s bea-u-ti-ful (βœΏΒ΄β€Ώ`)

Crap, it’s time to weed the garden again, we have to keep them all pristine and proper!


Wait, what is that over there?


What is your husband doing?

You sure know how to pick ’em, don’t you?

You should send the bees after ’em 🐝🐝

GeekCon just arrived in town, too! And what’s this? Lia wants you to join her, huh? (~_^)


It was raining at first, as it typically is during GeekCon.

You’d think after the hundredth time that they would learn to take the electrical equipment indoors, but ‘kay Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―


Leave it to Mischief to try using Mistletoe in the damn summer, but hey, whatever works for you, girl! (β˜žοΎŸβˆ€οΎŸ)☞

I’m sorry, you wanna doΒ what with Lia?

WooHoo in a rocket ship? ΰΌΌΚ˜ΜšΩ„ΝœΚ˜ΜšΰΌ½

Well, you’re in the right place for it, I suppose.


Girl, you better not die, we still got peeps to kill together! You and I, we’re criminal partners, girl.

Two peas in a pod

Hey, Mischief, did you know there ain’t no emoji for peas? I searched it and found a “pea-tition” to get a pea emoji added to the next batch or some shit and I signed it, you’re welcome.


Look at you go, girl, living your best life πŸ¦„πŸ¦„

And just look at this scenery. Who knew the city could be so beautiful?


Now that we’ve returned home, it’s time to host a dinner party as per the creator’s rulesΒ even though I think we missed two but that’s neither here nor there.

Why the fuck is the toddler stinking up the ball pit? Butler do your job! Be a parent to our child (γƒŽΰ² η›Šΰ² )γƒŽε½‘β”»β”β”»


On the bright side, the party went well. I mean, it always does becauseΒ we the best hosts in the game, you know? ( β–€ ΝœΝžΚ–β–€)


Now, go do some naughty time with Lia to get this train rolling.


Hah, he can’t even look at the scene! What a nerd (─‿‿─)

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