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Can someone please explain…

Why there is a random ass toddler…

In Mischief’s room, waking her up…

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Someone come get this damn child

Oh snip snap patty wack give a dog a bone

It’s Vlad! ~(˘▾˘~)

Version 2.0, anyway.

Psst, Mischief. Oiii~ don’t mention the Ambrosia thing yet, we don’t wanna disappoint him if we fail!

Mischief: …

Er, uhh, I mean

We totally not gonna fail, but you know… insurance…

Mischief:

…

Right, I’mma go check on the kiddos bai~!

…

I’m sorry, is this annoy the crap outta me day? What the feck, child?!

Mischief, come get yo damn –

Oh… Oh wow

Huh, maybe Kesha was on to something…

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I guess… love spans across different planes of existence??

I get that you’re in love, okay, and it’s cute, really. You deserve to be happy, you do, but can you kinda focus on completing the challenge first?

We’re not greenlit for another twenty chapters

Probably ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽

Electrocution, always effective.

Though I don’t think anyone has ever reported spontaneous electrocution before.

By the way, the next time you kill someone, can you do it in, oh I don’t know, A MORE PHOTOGENIC LOCATION?!

Mischief: (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

Biiitch~

Wait, where are you going?

To Willow Creek? What for?

Oh right, Angelfish.

That should be easy to get, so let’s save that for later. Besides, the flea market is in town! We may be able to find some of our needed ingredients there!

Yeah, we could definitely use some good luck. Good thinking, Mischief!

Now, let’s see what they have for sale, hmm… \(-᷅_-᷄๑)

OOH OOH OOH MISCHIEF

MISCHIEF, HEY MISCHIEF

CAN WE BUY THAT LLAMACORN? OOH AND THE DRAGON!!

Mischief: “Are you five-years-old?” (一_一)

That is irrelevant ( ﾟヮﾟ)

Besides, they also have a unicorn.

Mischief: 🦄🦄🦄

Damn, I was really hoping someone would be selling something we need to make the ambrosia, but no dice. How lame ಠ~ಠ

Back to Willow Creek!

Oh…

Well, then 🌧🌧🌧

On the bright side, it’s hella beautiful. I mean, look at this natural beauty, okay

You keep fishing, Mischief. I believe in you! 🐟 🎣

While you’re doing all the work, I’mma just be over here taking more pics of the rain because I feckin’ love it don’t mind me 🌧💧🌧💧🌧

Tre magnifique ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

Wait, where are you going?! You can’t go home, we need an angelfish, woman!

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Mischief, there’s a naked person showering in the rain, what the feck ⚆ _ ⚆

You don’t care?

What do you mean you don’t care?

It’s not every day you get to see a naked sim showering in the rain ya know.

Wait, is that our butler?!

No damn wonder the kids are a feckin’ disaster. How often does she leave when we’re not home? ( ･ิ,_ゝ･ิ)

Slacking off and not doing her job. I say we get her abducted by aliens again!

What do you think, Mischief?

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Mischief?

Oh, she’s gone…

Rude (｡･~･｡)

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